we allow buttsecks

I promise the rainbow chalice jokes will stop after this one. ;)

I debated over whether saying "buttsecks" or "sodomy" was funnier. I think I made the right choice.

martin luther

Martin Luther. Also not a Unitarian, but you can't say the Protestant Reformation and the nailing of the 95 Theses to the church door didn't have an influence on us...

roger williams

Roger Williams. Not a Unitarian, but the founder of Rhode Island, proponent of religious tolerance, and a personal hero of mine. "God is too large to be housed under one roof."

matt groening

I really do think that Matt Groening's UUism should be pretty obvious to anyone who's been paying close enough attention to the religious humor on The Simpsons over the years. No one ever seems to comment on it, however.

louisa may alcott

I realized while making this that it's really hard to think of something funny to say about Louisa May Alcott.

susan b. anthony

thomas jefferson - erasin teh diviniteez

Cf. the Jefferson Bible.